Toilet Bowl VIII

#4 Chunky Monkeys (4-9) def #2 LA Buffy (5-8), 115.3 - 100.5

It seems like every time Chunky Monkeys hit the Toilet Bowl they manage to come out with a victory. Last time Monkeys were out of the playoffs, in 2011, Evan ran the table in the loser's bracket and somehow he managed to do it again, this time while being the second-worst-team in the league to boot! A 4-9 record and a horrific PF sent the vaunted Monkeys franchise to the bottom of the league, before they recovered with three straight wins to end the season and capture next year’s #1 overall pick.

With a roster that boasts, um, Tyreek Hill and sort of Jordan Howard — plus the ghost of Julio Jones, who was traded before the season — Evan’s team is devoid of talent so they’ll really need next year’s top pick to hit. The good news is that last time GM Evan picked so high, he grabbed future Hall of Famer Trent Richardson… Can Trent 3.0 help Evan reclaim his championship dreams?

As for Buffy, a #2 overall pick isn’t bad, especially since Roger escaped a slot or two lower by narrowing beating Fat Jubas last week. A 1-5 start doomed Buffy to almost ran status but this is a nice consolidation prize for a rough 2017. With a veteran heavy team, it could be prime time for Buffy to rescale into a younger version to restore themselves to past glory.

Both Buffy and Chunky Monkeys are three time CTDB winners so this may have been the most honored Toilet Bowl ever, great job guys!

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