Toilet Bowl X

#10 Philadelphia Phreaks (1-12) def #9 Fat Jubas (3-10), 139.4 - 124.0

Well well, after a litany of cries about the unfairness of having a Toilet Bowl and how difficult it made it for the worst teams in the league to garner a top pick, it looks like all that was just cover for an one-win Phreaks team to take the consolation tournament!

After upsetting Masterminds in RD1 by a narrow margin, Phreaks faced off against old foe Fat Jubas and emerged victorious behind big games from Patrick Mahomes, Miles Sanders, and Anthony Miller. All of that was just enough to fend off Jubas’ Jameis Winston’s 45.3 points. (This was Phreaks’ second Toilet Bowl appearance, with their last one being in 2011.)

So it looks like the worst team in 2019 will get a chance at the top 2020 overall pick. What will this portend for the future of the Toilet Bowl? Will this win change Ping’s mind about the unfairness of it all? Should the top pick have just been handed over to a near winless team? We look forward to the offseason debates but for now, congratulations to Philadelphia Phreaks for finally winning something!