Toilet Bowl IV

#3 Fobsters (4-9) vs #4 Athena Nike (2-11)
After both pulling off upsets to get to the Toilet Bowl finals, it was a smack down as old Chinese school foes Jimmy and Frank faced off for the chance at next year’s #1 pick. The game was over within the first few minutes as Fobsters came out of the gate strong and never let up. Tom Brady, Eddie Lacy, Dez Bryant, and Zac Stacy all went for over twenty-plus points on the way to a 140.4 to 65.9 beatdown. If only Fobsters had shown this kind of cohesion earlier on in the season, they would have been dark horse contenders. Instead, they’ll get to select high in next year’s draft — after being #1 last year, and selecting the useless Lamar Miller — and this Toilet Bowl win is their first win of anything in CTDB. We’re hoping this is the turnaround for Jimmy, as his team seems to be well stocked with valuable pieces after a long and arduous season. Congrats!

After last week’s season redeeming win, Athena Nike ran out of gas and played pretty much to the lows they’d experienced all season. Only Philip Rivers eclipsed double digits, and pre-season big guns CJ Spiller, Alfred Morris, Roddy White, Steve Smith, and Cecil Shorts combined for less than twenty points total. Heck, Ray Rice, the franchise RB on the team, wasn’t even on the starting lineup. The good news is that Michael Crabtree had a good game on the bench, and it’s possible he could be a keeper next year. It was a horrific 2013 season for Athena Nike, and they’ll hope to turn their fortunes around next year.

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