Toilet Bowl II Preview

#1 Chunky Monkeys (7-6) vs #3 Tiiite End Jammers (5-8)
Lei has been pissed off about not having more success the last, well, half decade or so. His Tiiite End Jammers haven't been in a championship game since before Justin Bieber was born. And now they're in the final game of a Toilet Bowl! The Jammers were so fired up that they pounded out an astonishing 156.95 points last weekend to fend off Gang Green's high scoring effort. Behind forty plus points each from Tony Romo and Maurice Jones-Drew, Lei has assured himself of at least a high draft pick next season. Season ticket sales are already up 5%!

The Chunky Monkeys were much less effusive in their victory last weekend, grimly dispatching Ping's Phreaks by a perfunctory score of 105.95 - 98.6. The score was closer than the game was, as MNF gave Marshawn Lynch a shot at the upset, but he couldn't quite deliver. So now the Monkeys are in a championship, of sorts. Their front office released no season ticket holder news but we saw a lot of angry fans protesting outside, demanding their seat licenses back. It must irk owner Evan to no end that his Monkeys are 5-1 over the past few weeks, yet he's only playing for a consolidation prize.

The Jammers have a little streak of their own, three wins in a row, and they are coming off their best back-to-back scores all season. While Romo and Jones-Drew can hardly be expected to duplicate their efforts, there's the potential here for a nice win if Percy Harvin and Marques Colston (combined 47.9 points WK14) can keep up their great pass catching ways.

On the other side, the Monkeys need to just keep doing what they've been doing all season long, bringing a flurry of boom and bust players off the bench and into the lineup. There could be some tough decisions to be made this weekend, as Philip Rivers and Julio Jones are making the case that maybe they should be starting. We know Ryan Mathews, DeMarco Murray, and Antonio Brown are locks, but the mighty Megatron has been very mortal over the past month. We see a pretty even split for the two teams, but we think it would be nice if the Jammers could win something of value this season.