One Tight End Not Featured this Weekend

This week marks a CTDB event so cosmically large, it threatens to bring down CBS Sportsline. Yes, we are talking about the Fat Jubas vs. the Fobsters, but not because they are topping the SMG division.

No, this marks a sure to be record-breaking Tight Endxtravaganza. With each team featuring three tight ends each, this Sunday could very well blind the entire league.

The players know what's at stake. Said Vernon Davis: "Dallas, Tony G, and me, we've been waiting all year for this! We'll come out and show them who's tightest!"

Of course, this all requires the cooperation of Fobsters GM Jimmy, who is rumored to be sitting Jason Witten this weekend. "I don't care for no record. We gotta get Jason healthy!" fumed Jimmy. GM Eric of the Jubas had no comment when asked if he would consider starting a 4th TE in either co-captain RBs Frank Gore or Chris Johnson's slot.