Again?

Despite being a part of two Super Bowls with the Dirty Birds, WR Plaxico Burress once again finds himself being set out to pasture. The Birds moved him to Gang Green for the low price of a fourth round draft pick -- the exact pick the Birds exchanged last year with them last year that resulted in Randy Moss -- and didn't even give him a chance to celebrate opening day with his championship mates. However, a locker stall will always be kept open for Burress, according to a Dirty Bird team janitor, mainly because Burress seems to always find himself back on the roster somehow.

Asked about this shocking trade, Burress was quick to reply, "I'll be back bitches. Me and Randy Moss will return to tear those Dirty Birds up! I gave them a championship! I caught the game winning (tying) touchdown! Screw you all!" In response, the Birds have installed security cameras at all of their off-season facilities in order to prevent a massive Plaxico revenge plot. When it was revealed that WR Wes Welker had been also on the chopping block but management had decided to move him, Burress said "$@#! white #@#*&!"

Here's to a great season.