MonkeyCameraGate II

Shanghai, China --

As NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, deliberated on the surfacing reports of what is now known as CameraGate, relating to the illegal spy activities supposedly conducted by the Patriots, media reports began surfacing this evening that the investigation has uncovered another team. According to unnamed sources in the CTDB league offices, investigators are looking into mysterious spy cameras that were found planted along the DirtyBirds sidelines during their Week 1 loss to the defending Monkeys.

Reports indicate that league officials have interviewed Monkey coaches as well as players. During the game, there were a number of times where it seemed the Monkey defense knew what players like Larry Fitzgerald and Rudi Johnson were going to run even before the ball was snapped.

A Monkey player, who asked not to be identified, told ESPN that "... those cameras were ours. But we didn't use them to spy on their defense playcalling or anything. I can't tell you what those cameras were used for but in any case, even if we didn't try to steal play calling signals, to be honest, there wasn't much to steal. In regards, to the allegations that we were tapping into their wireless signal ... that is just ludicrous. Coach Yang and his staff still communicate with their quarterback through that system where they use the cups and the strings. How do you tap into that?"

Monkey officials were understandably upset at the admission. "Those statements are just incorrect. We completely deny those allegations regarding the illegal camera placement. Those were not ours. For all we know, those could've belonged to the Birds except that they placed them on the wrong sideline for all we know." Coincidentally, team kicker, Josh Scobee was unceremoniously released earlier this morning.