With the recent retirement of Curtis Martin (as the NFL's fourth all-time leading rusher and New York Jets' four-time MVP), Green Team owner Greg has decided that his up-and-down franchise needs a new name. After collapsing with a six game losing streak in 2006, the Greenies needed some serious attitude adjustment. Following in the footsteps of recent successful franchise name changes by the Fat Jubas and the Philadelphia Phreaks, Mr. Ng hopes his team will perform to a new level by re-dubbing themselves "Gang Green."Heading into the 2007 supplemental draft, the Gang is looking for a field general to throw to newly acquired WR Randy Moss, and Hines Ward and Antonio Gates. The backfield looks to be in good shape with youngsters Ronnie Brown and the human bowling ball, Brandon Jacobs. Here's hoping that a name change won't merely be cosmetic as this team of green ascends to the top of the CTDB standings.
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