CTDB: 2001 - 2018

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We are entering the nineteenth season of CTDB, yes, nineteenth! Almost ten years ago, we finished our franchise series of posts — which ran from 2006 to 2011 — covering the first decade or so of CTDB. Now we’re back, armed with spreadsheets and more facts and figures.

Here is the historical CTDB sheet I’ve compiled, which mostly just tracks each season’s record, all time keepers, and postseason results: CTDB History

Note: We only switched over to ESPN full time in 2013 so some of the data from pre-2012 years (on CBS) is now gone. Luckily, this blog has provided us a historical artifact and screenshots of old standings and keepers have kept the memories alive. I’ve posted the all time regular season record below, but we’ll continue to use this history sheet to parse out some fun CTDB data! It’s been an astounding (almost) two decades!


Note, moving forward, “Team ID#” has been assigned to all franchise for the purpose of record keeping.

  1. Fat Jubas
  2. Chunky Monkeys
  3. Gang Green
  4. City of Angels Masterminds (Athena Nike / Ante Up)
  5. Custom J (Dirty Birds)
  6. Crunch Bunch (Fobsters / Skool)
  7. Tiiite End Jammers
  8. Philadelphia Phreaks
  9. Buffy
  10. Battle Angels

Draft Review: Capcom

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We're a little behind on our draft reviews -- it's mid-WK1 -- but better late than never! It was a thrilling draft as two owners were traveling in Asia during the whole thing, but the commissioners got it done in time. There was talk of re-alignment or just collapsing CTDB into one big division, but that'll have to wait for next season. Let's take a quick look at what 2019 will look like for our teams heading into the season. [ Draft Board 2019 | Marvel draft review ]

Fat Jubas (5-8)
The worst team in the league last season — tied with Battle Angel actually — has all the makings of a bounce back  season. Keepers David Johnson, Chris Carson, Mike Evans, Adam Thielen, and old man Alshon Jeffery are good enough, they just need a leader! Enter Baker Mayfield, soon to be NFL MVP and thrower of many touchdowns to Odell Beckham Jr. (Yes, I saw WK1, but for Eric’s sake, let’s keep believing in Baker…)

The best news is that Jubas won the Toilet Bowl last season, earning him the first pick, which he used on consensus number one running back Josh Jacobs. Jacobs is exactly the infusion of young legs this backfield needs and by drafting pass catching Tevin Coleman in RD2 and the a pair of deep threats in Josh Gordon and Will Fuller, Jubas should be ready to fly this year. Old favorite Emmanuel Sanders — a Jubas’ keeper from 2014-16 — is back too. After two seasons with a combined nine wins, it’s time for Fat Jubas to turn the beat around!

Battle Angel (5-8)
One year after winning the Capcom division and making it all the way to the Super Bowl, Vu’s team collapsed in 2018  to the tune of five measly wins. With two of the best TEs in the game in Travis Kelce and George Kittle, plus Alvin Kamara at running back, all Vu needed was someone else to help out in the backfield because Marlon Mack was just a borderline keeper. So Battle Angel welcome two new rookies to the fold: RB David Montgomery and WR N’Keal Harry with his first two picks. Montgomery has the green light in the Bears running attack and if he can start quickly, Battle Angel will be back to their winning ways.

If not, there are are few old hands on here, but most of them have seen their best days. I mean, Robby Anderson and Matt Breida are probably young but they don’t have much fantasy upside do they? If sophomore runner Ronald Jones II can show anything more than he did last year though, he might be a nice pickup in RD7. Oh right, Russell Wilson is around to sling the football, and Brandin Cooks is the lead — and only — keeper receiver alongside Kelce and Kittle.

Crunch Bunch (6-7)
One of our three new owners, Eddie emerged from the dispersal draft with Melvin Gordon, Dalvin Cook, Amari Cooper, Michael Thomas, and Kenny Golladay. Looking to make an instant impact on the win loss column, Eddie locked up Austin Ekeler in RD3 as Gordon’s handcuff during his holdout and also grabbed Packers’ runner Aaron Jones with his RD1.4 pick for additional backfield insurance.

There’s a chance DJ Moore gets way better in his sophomore year, but even if he doesn’t, the receiving core is in good hands already — plus super vet Larry Fitzgerald at RD7. A mid-round gamble on Rashaad Penny seemed wise and then add in the duo of QB Jared Goff and TE Jared Cook and Crunch Bunch appears to have no weaknesses. Despite taking over from a franchise that casts a long shadow, Crunch Bunch should be ready to make their own mark on CTDB very quickly.

Philadelphia Phreaks (7-6)
Armed with last season’s MVP, Patrick Mahomes, the Phreaks continued extended their postseason streak to seven years in a row — and eight of the last nine. However, playoff success has been tough to come by as they’ve yet to hit a Super Bowl in franchise history. Could this finally be the year? JuJu Smith-Schuster should inherit the number one role in Pittsburg while Keenan Allen is a top receiver. Zach Ertz is here for his Eagle bonafides, but we have to question if keeping Carson Wentz — over say, Devonta Freeman — was really the move here in a ten team league.

With no running backs entering the draft, GM Ping grabbed as many as he could, starting off with Eagles’ rookie Miles Sanders, Derrius Guice, Tarik Cohen, and Darrell Henderson with his first four picks. Add in Dion Lewis, Jaylen Samuels, and Dare Ogunbowale late and that’s a potpourri of runners. We have no idea which will hit but let’s hope for the Phreaks sake that two of them do. We like Sterling Shepard as a RD5 pickup, and the receiving game should be in good hands overall, especially with Mahomes slinging the ball.

Gang Green (7-6)
For these two-time champs, winning has never been a problem, but putting a face to the franchise has been. Their biggest star of the past, well, forever, has been maybe a Brandon Marshall, a Davante Adams, or maybe Peyton Manning? Gang Green has never had the best player in fantasy but that’s all changed with Christian McCaffrey on board. Now he’s one of the best players, if not the best, in fantasy. After two seasons out of the playoffs, Gang Green upset their way all the way to the Super Bowl — for the fourth time — and despite a loss there, it was a hugely successful 2018 for Greg.

Armed with Derrick Henry and Kenyan Drake in the backfield alongside the multi-faceted McCaffrey, GM Greg went heavy on the receivers to complement Davante Adams. Drafting via proxy from China, Greg added Calvin Ridley, Allen Robinson, Dede Westbrook, TE Austin Hooper, Jamison Crowder, and Devin Funchess. Each of them of has breakout potential and we’re thinking Deshaun Watson — or Dak Prescott -- will enjoy all his new targets to throw to. It’s time for Gang Green to push their star power around and re-take control of the Capcom division.

Draft Review: Marvel

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Take a look at the draft recaps for two of our new teams, as well as the three old returning franchises, who are all at least two-time champs! [ Draft Board 2019Capcom draft review ]

LA Buffy (5-8)
The corpse of AJ Green returns to lead this team for his eighth straight season. He’ll be joined by Julian Edelman opposite him, but everyone on the core is new: James Conner, James, White, and Peyton Barber. With his RD1.3 pick, GM Roger eschewed all the rookies and took Devonta Freeman, who was a Phreak keeper the past three seasons. It could be a wise move for a team that has failed to reach 0.500 in two seasons.

As usual, Buffy was first to grab a defense, Bears, using one of their RD4 picks — acquired during last year’s fantastic Conner trade. OJ Howard will start at tight end, Christian Kirk could hit himself to Kyler Murray’s ascending star, and Buffy even has Matt Ryan and Drew Brees on hand to pilot this team back to the playoffs. It’s time for this three time title winner to return to the postseason!

City of Angels Masterminds (6-7)
What a classy name! “City of Angels!” The dispersal draft handed Marcus top pick Ezekiel Elliot and also gave the Masterminds the tremendous duo of Odell Beckham Jr. and TY Hilton. Andrew Luck’s retirement puts Hilton’s status as a top receiver on shakier ground but he shouldn’t fall off too far. The big question is if Todd Gurley is still anywhere close to his old self. The last piece from Marcus' dispersal draft, Cam Newton, will have to fend off Aaron Rodgers (RD3.5) if he falters. Having two great quarterbacks is not a bad problem to have however.

Philip Lindsay was nabbed with RD1.5, and then joined by Mike Williams, who is still awaiting an injury free season to display his full skills. We like the double TE duo of David Njoku and Eric Ebron too. A new franchise has no luxury to overlook character issues, so Kareem Hunt was taken near the end of the draft, and he could pay dividends. Still running deep routes, DeSean Jackson could still be a steal in RD12. We’re not sure why there are two kickers on this team — especially when one of them is the robotic Justin Tucker — but GM Marcus knows what he's doing so who are we to quibble? Taking over from the historically lowest winning team in CTDB, the Masterminds have nowhere to go but up in their journey to a title!

Tiiite End Jammers (7-6)
A team in turmoil, Jammers have been stellar the past three seasons — recording the highest win total in CTDB just three years ago, along with a Finals appearance — but the offseason have been rough. It was LeVeon Bell last year and Antonio Brown this year. With Brown now safely ensconced in Patriot land, there’s a chance he will have a historic year. At least his fellow superstar wideout Julio Jones signed a contract without drama.

Despite possibly needing to shore up the backfield — Jammers’ other keeper running backs were Sony Michel and Kerryon Johnson — GM Lei with with two Tylers for his RD1 and 2 selections, Lockett and Boyd. It wasn’t until LeSean McCoy in RD3 and then Adrian Peterson in RD11 that backups were brought in for his three keeper runners. Jameis Winston will get a start or two before the Kyler Murray train takes over, and Vance McDonald will find out if he’s better than Jimmy Graham. The Jammers are clearly still veteran focused and aiming for a return to proper contention.

Chunky Monkeys (9-4)
After winning the Toilet Bowl a year ago and selecting Saquon Barkley, the vaunted Chunky franchise returned to prominence after an awful 2017 that saw them record only for wins — their worst season ever. An upset by eventual champion Athena Nike wasn’t ideal (even if it was on-brand for Monkeys to gather the most regular season wins and then get tossed early) but it doesn’t matter, the Monkeys were back! It’s been six long years since the Monkeys have won a title and this three-time winner is looking to reassert itself atop the CTDB mountain.

Alongside Barkley, Evan will have Mark Ingram and Damien Williams in the backfield, plus Duke Johnson. Lead receiver Tyreek Hill just got injured in WK1, which makes Stefon Diggs the assumed number one. Unfortunately for Monkeys, I don’t know who RD1.8 pick Chris Godwin is but he’ll have to start playing right away, as well as someone from the Curtis Samuel, Tyrell Williams, and John Brown trio. For a team that paced CTDB in wins last season, this roster seems devoid of stars beyond Saquon. At least Tom Brady is here! Can the greatest ever lead CTDB’s presumptive greatest ever back to the title game? Or are the Monkeys merely back to swimming in mediocrity?

Josh Josh (7-6)
In real life, it’s rare for a returning champ to abdicate the throne but that’s exactly what 2018 champ Athena Nike did. The gaping void left by them will be filled by the still unnamed Josh Josh’s. Perhaps new owner Josh is afraid to curse his team with a bad name until he sees how they perform? The running game should be in good shape at least, with sophomore Nick Chubb, third year man Joe Mixon, and the likely return to form of Leonard Fournette. Having one of the best revivers in the game, if not the best, in DeAndre Hopkins will amp up the Lamar Jackson-led passing game.

GM Josh wisely went almost all receiver for his draft, adding to keepers Hopkins and Robert Woods with the following: Cooper Kupp, TE Evan Engram, Jarvis Landry, Sammy Watkins, Marvin Jones, Geronimo Allison, Courtland Sutton, and TE Mark Andrews. Based on WK1 results, that already looks like enough of a haul to bring the Josh Josh’s into position to challenge for their own title this season. I mean, Lamar Jackson…!!! We advise Josh to sit out the naming game until they can erect the statue of Lamar and let him pick the name.

A New Day

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With the new 2019 season around the corner, CTDB faced its biggest franchise shakeups yet. Over eighteen years, we've only had two franchises switch hands before -- Skool in 2004 and Ante Up in 2013. Now three franchises would be leaving the league, and one of them the defending champs!

For such an unprecedented event, we decided to throw a dispersal draft for the three incoming owners. First there was a draft of which franchises they would take over (and that franchises' accompanying draft position) and then we had a five round dispersal draft from the rosters of the three outgoing teams. Here is the Google Sheet with details but we'll take a look at the results below. [ 2019 Dispersal Draft ]



City of Angels Masterminds, Marcus (Athena Nike)
Roger's friend and advertised as "never having lost at fantasy football," Marcus has reportedly played actual basketball against the likes of Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen. That's, um, impressive. While heading into an international weeks-long vacation Marcus was kind enough to put up with all our hurried dispersal draft issues.

Given the first position in the dispersal, Marcus took Ezekiel Elliott and then followed that up with Odell Beckham Jr, Todd Gurley, Cam Newton, and TY Hilton. Time will tell if he is capable of losing a fantasy football season, but since he's already inheriting our defending champion Athena Nike franchise, the winning ways are already built into this team's DNA.

Custom J (Dirty Birds)
One of Evan's cousins that we've been waiting to indoctrinate into CTDB, Josh takes over the best franchise in CTDB history (no bias here, ahem). Unlike the previous ownership regime, Josh apparently ventures outdoors as he was on a camping expedition during most of the dispersal draft.

Granted top choice in the dispersal, Josh chose to take the RD1.2 pick in the dispersal, avoiding the snake picks at the end of each round. The future Josh Josh's will start off with DeAndre Hopkins, Joe Mixon, Nick Chubb, Robert Woods, and Leonard Fournette as their core. Placed into the competitive Marvel division, Josh will get first shot at taking down his cousin...

Crunch Bunch, Eddie (Fobsters)
A name already well know to us in our fantasy basketball league, Eddie aka Swamp Dragons, has proven his fantasy bonafides to us over the years. Now he's turned his attention toward our little ten teamer and will get the chance to not only crush his cousin, Evan, but also his older brother, Josh.

To do that, Eddie will have to fight his way through the Capcom division and he'll do it with Michael Thomas, Melvin Gordon, Dalvin Cook, Amari Cooper, and Kenny Golladay as his starting five. We hope to see Eddie in many future Super Bowls and laying waste to his family members -- and everyone else.

Welcome Marcus, Josh, and Eddie, we look forward to having you around in CTDB for many years! As for our outgoing owners -- Jimmy, Jon, Frank -- good riddance!

2019 Keepers

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