Super Bowl I

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Weeks after the actual victory over the Battle Angels in the SuperBowl I, analysts are still shaking their heads in disbelief as they look back at team Buffy's accomplishments this past year.

Winning its last 10 games to clinch the championship trophy, GM Roger Cheng took over the league while showcasing the most dominant, explosive, and consistent lineup the league will probably see in quite a long time. Averaging over 115 points/game in the regular season (the Chunky Monkeys were the only other team to average over 100 points/game during the regular season), Buffy was truly unstoppable in the latter half of the season.

Anchored by the best passing game in the league, Buffy relied on an explosive offensive scheme similar to the St. Louis Rams. With veteran QB Rich Gannon at the helm, standout receivers David Boston, Rod Smith, Torry Holt and Quadry Ismail all had banner years. Accompanied by the incomparable Marshall Faulk, there was no apparent weakness to this juggernaut.

Monkey's GM Evan Shiue commented after the season, "Roger did a spectacular job over there. While most teams had a few holes somewhere in their lineup, Buffy had none." Commissioner Jon Yang was one of the first into the locker room to congratulate the team after their championship victory. "This game was just an example of what Buffy had been doing all season -- dominating. I certainly don't look forward to playing them next year."

With a strong nucleus going into next season, Buffy will certainly be a leading contender once again. Owners around the league will have their hands full as they go back to the drawing board for next year.

In other news, TSN analyst Dan Pompei released his end of year Catch-the-Damn-Ball league awards.

GM of the Year: Roger Cheng MVP: Marshall Faulk
Rookie of the Year: LaDainian Tomlinson
Bust of the Year: Eddie George

Article origianlly posted January 25, 2002

Bow Down

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New Orleans, LA -

Two teams that took completely opposite paths during the regular season took the same route out of the playoffs--their nemisis, Kurt Warner to Isaac Bruce, times three. The Monkeys stormed through the regular season with an 8-5 record, riding running back sensations LaDanian Tomlinson and Shaun Alexander. TAG stumbled and bumbled their way through the regular season, riding on the back of Donovan McNabb while their RBs and WRs struggled to find the endzone.

However dissimilar their paths may have been, the TAG and Chunky Monkey fates became intertwined in the first weekend of the playoffs. The Monkeys demise came at the hands of Kurt Warner's 4TD, 40 fantasy point explosion, while TAG suffered at the other end of Warner's game, as Isaac Bruce had his best game of the year, catching three of Warner's four touchdowns.

Their championship hopes ended, the TAG and Monkey players headed home for what promises to be a long offseason pondering their losses at the hands of the offensive juggernaut that is the St. Louis Rams.

Record Book: Season 1

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Winning % Regular Season- Buffy (76.9%)*
Lowest Winning % Regular Season- Flaming Shrapnel (23.1%)*
Hardest Schedule- 102.5 (Ante Up)*
Easiest Schedule- 90.8 avg (Buffy)*
Largest Margin of Victory- 68 (Tiiite End Jammers 129- Skool 61 WK13)
Most Wins Regular Season- 10 (Buffy)*
Least Wins Season- 3 (Flaming Shrapnel)*
Longest Winning Streak- 8 (Buffy)*
Longest Losing Streak- 4 (Flaming Shrapnel)
Highest Individual Score- 50 Peyton Manning (Chunky Monkeys WK2)
Highest Team Score- 146 (Buffy WK9)
Lowest Team Score- 45 (DIRTeByRDeeZ WK3)
Most Century Games- 10 (Buffy)*
Least Century Games- 1 (Skool)*
Longest Century Streak- 9 (Chunky Monkeys)*
Longest Streak between Century games- 9 (Skool)*
*- new season record


ALL PRO Team- In a crazy year, turnover among the top players was perhaps more than in any of the past few seasons. Only 25% of the players from last year's ALL LEAGUE team remained on this year's list and three of those were wide receivers (R Smith, M Harrison, R Moss and M Faulk). Most surprising was the FIRST TEAM performance put forth by Priest Holmes, who ended up with 219 points after being drafted in the last round with the last pick.

ALL LEAGUE FIRST TEAM QB- Jeff Garcia (298) Marshall Faulk (235) Priest Holmes (219) WR- Terrell Owens (221) Marvin Harrison (213) Rod Smith (206) K- John Carney (98) D- Cleveland (139)

ALL LEAGUE SECOND TEAM QB- Kurt Warner (285) Ahman Green (214) Curtis Martin (201) WR- David Boston (200) Randy Moss (179) Jimmy Smith (178) K- Jason Elam (92) D- San Diego (138)

GM of the Year- Buffy
Buffy- A record setting team can't just be put together through luck and Buffy has proven that with a smart draft and a few key acquisitions, a good team can become a dominant one. With a good but not great draft (K S Janikowski in the 6th round and lack of a third WR) Buffy parlayed his early choices (M Faulk, T Holt, R Smith, R Gannon, C Dillon) into a solid lineup. The keys to Buffy's season however was the Free Agent unearthing of WR Qadry Ismail (who had 150 points and was a top 15 WR). Indeed, the Rocket actually outperformed perennial star Torry Holt. The other great move by Buffy was the mid-season acquisition of talented WR David Boston (for mercurial RB Corey Dillon). After being acquired by Buffy, Boston positively exploded (20+ points in last 4 of 6 games) and was the best WR the second half of the season.

GM Runner Up- Tiiite End Jammers- Rookie GM Lei Pan showed that he had the stuff that contenders are made of by starting off with a great draft. With what looked like a solid quartet of stars in RBs R Williams, J Stewart, QB K Warner and WR E McCaffrey, the Jammers spurted out to a 5-0 record. As injuries started to hit (top WR E McCaffrey was lost for the season and M Mohammed was banged up all season), the team stumbled but recovered nicely with three straight wins to end the season. While the receiving corps never fully recovered from the loss of the pale colored McCaffrey, serviceable replacements were found in J Rice and C Conway. But, the biggest coup that the Jammers pulled was drafting Priest Holmes with the last pick of the draft. Holmes went on to a breakout season and literally pulled the Jammers into contention in the last few weeks.

League MVP-
This year's MVP could go to a wealth of players. In a league full of surprises, victories often came down to which player was the most explosive or the most underrated. Superstar caliber numbers were coming in all directions and from unpredictable players. Nine of the top scorers were QBs and only 4 WRs (TO, Rod, Marvin, Boston) and 3 RBs (Faulk, Holmes, Green) cracked the top 20. Great players made a case for MVP consideration but due to injury or late season fall out, some of those were weeded out (D Culpepper, P Manning, R Smith, C Martin). Some players had explosive second halves (R Gannon, R Moss, D Boston) and could be considered but an MVP produces in the clutch and all season long. And wins. A MVP must lead his team to victories that matter (thus eliminating J Garcia and B Favre). A MVP must be a big reason for victories. And with that criteria set, lets look at our MVP candidates.

MVP RUNNER UP #2- Donovan McNabb. While McNabb may not have had the greatest season, he did have a most influential season. Finishing fourth in the league in scoring, McNabb led his team to victories down the stretch when it counted. With a dearth of talent on his team, McNabb led TAG with 268 points and that helped push TAG into the playoffs. Hobbled by the lack of a running game (RBs S Davis and E Smith were disappointments, to put it mildly) and a superstar WR (the best WR was Keyshawn who was inconsistent), McNabb put the team on his back and took TAG to the playoffs.

MVP RUNNER UP #1- Marshall Faulk. The first pick in the draft, Marshall Faulk disappointed no one with a stellar 235 point season. The only non-QB to crack the top ten in scoring, Faulk was explosive and consistent all year long. Even with a few games missed in the middle of the season, Faulk continued his reign as the greatest offensive threat in football. As Buffy mowed down the competition, Faulk led the way with nine 20+ games. Marshall was the main cog in a churning offense and his success was helped by the consistency of his teammates but without him, the deadly Buffy run-and-shoot attack would of never materialized.

LEAGUE MVP 2000- Kurt Warner and Priest Holmes. Once again, co-MVPs will have to awarded for two deserving candidates. This time, the co-MVPs are from the same team because it is hard to distill the team's success down to just one player. Without the contributions of QB Kurt Warner and RB Priest Holmes, the Tiiite End Jammers wouldn't have been able to late push into second place in their division, thus securing home field advantage. In a neck and neck race to the end of the season, Warner and Holmes took turns alternating 40+ points in the last two weeks. Both players were undervalued and underappreciated as the season started. K Warner slipped to the second round, behind four other QBs and Mr Holmes was nearly not drafted at all. Both players notched two 40+ games and also contributed a combined 7 20+ games. While they may not have been the most consistent players all year, they were the most important when the chips were down and a victory was needed. To this year's co-MVPs, Kurt Warner and Priest Holmes!

SUPER MOJO AWARD- Skool. Introducing a new award for this year and possibly only for this year, the SUPER MOJO award goes to the team that defies all expectations. Lambasted all year by critics and league experts, Skool proved the doubters wrong by finishing at 6-7 despite going past the century mark only once (103 in WK10). The amazing year put together by Skool wasn't even due to a weak schedule because they faced the fourth toughest schedule in the league. Despite some huge blowouts (61-129 in WK13 and 87-146 in WK9) Skool remained undaunted and forged ahead, never losing more than two games back to back. We may see more dominant teams but this observor would go out on a limb and say that we may never witness a season as intriguing as the one put into the record books by Skool in 2001.

Power Rankings - Playoffs

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With the first regular season of our beloved league coming to an end, here's a look at who's who in the playoffs.

Inscrutable Drama Kings
Locks: Buffy (9-3), Chunky Monkeys (8-4), Tiiite End Jammers (7-5) On the Bubble: DIRTeByRDeeZ (6-6), Ante Up (5-7)

Featuring the league's top two teams, team Buffy, led by GM Roger Cheng, and last year's defending champions, the Chunky Monkeys, guided by GM Evan Shiue -- the two teams figure to be the favorites to win it all. The Jammers, while reeling from injuries, should not be discounted as they fight for their lives to stay alive in the playoff run. However, the game of the week belongs to the heavily anticipated match-up between Ante-Up and Da Birds. It is a must-win game for both teams as the loser faces elimination from playoff contention.

Spunky Misunderstood Geniuses
Locks: Battle Angels (6-6), Skool (6-6), Green Team (5-7), TAGHeuer (5-7) On the Bubble: None For the SMG division, the table has already been set. With Shrapnel's loss last week, the talented Shrapnel team found them uncharaterstically eliminated from fantasy playoff contention for the first time in years. The division has been weak all year and its best hope for a winner this year lies with the Battle Angels, coming off 4 straight weeks of scoring over 100 points per game.

1. Buffy (9-3) Coming off a huge week, Buffy is looking to solify its position as the top dog with possibly its biggest matchup of the season against the Monkeys. With the predicted return of Rod Smith, the Monkeys will have their hands full. 3-1

2. Chunky Monkeys (8-4) After a relatively quiet two weeks, the Monkeys exploded for 127 points against the Birds last week, marking the 9th consecutive week in which the team has exceeded 100 points per game. Without a doubt, this is the second best team in the league if not the most consistent. 5-1

3. Tiiite End Jammers (7-5) The Jammers have cooled considerably after a 5-0 start. However, the team has started gel once again (averaging 106 pts/gm over the last 3 games) and will be a force to reckoned with in the playoffs. 15-1

4. Battle Angels (6-6) Bolstered by a 133 point explosion 3 weeks ago, the Angels are one of the hottest teams entering the playoffs while averaging 113 points in the last 3 weeks. Look for them to make a serious run in this playoff season as they represent basically the only viable playoff team from the SMG division. 20-1

5. Dirtebyrdeez (6-6) Da Birds remain a threat as they sport an explosive lineup led by young stars which include Ahman Green, Corey Dillon, Marvin Harrison and Tom Brady. While frustratingly inconsistent, this team will only get better with each game. The team's potential for monster games alone earns them the 5th position. 22.5-1

6. Ante Up (5-7) Led by MVP candidate, Jeff Garcia, Ante Up faces a must win situation as it plays the Birds this week at home. Despite a less-than-stellar record, Ante Up is virtually tied with the Jammers as the 3rd best offensive team in the league. Pretender or contender? If the team can muster up enough juice agains the Birds, we might have a cinderella in the making. 25-1

7. Skool (6-6) Speaking of cinderellas, Skool has been this year's cinderella team. Tied with the Battle Angels for first in the SMG division despite only averaging 87 points per contest this year (only one of two teams in the league to average under 90 points per game), Skool has been a survivor. However, keep in mind, much of Skool's success has been against the weaker teams of the SMG (1-4 against teams in the IDK) and if Skool is unable to step up its performance for the playoffs, Skool will have extreme difficulty facing traditional powerhouses (ie Buffy, the Monkeys and the Jammers) in the other division. 50-1

8. Green Team (5-7) Clinched a playoff spot with last weeks victory of Flaming Shrapnel. With a trade for Anthony Thomas, the Green Team is looking to solidify its lineup for the playoffs. However, with major holes and a lack leadership in the lineup, the Green Team will be hard pressed to make it far into the playoff schedule. 75-1

9. TAGHeuer (5-7) Another miracle team, Tag's GM Ping Shen has been plagued with injuries, bad luck and shoddy play all year long. Despite being a 'playoff contender' label, analysts are quick to point out that this is perhaps the weakest league in the team while barely averaging 80 points per game. 6 teams, in each of their losses, have averaged more points a game than Tag's 81.3 points per game during the season. This does not bode well for Tag's chances. 200-1

10. Flaming Shrapnel (3-7) The first team to be eliminated from playoff contention and the team with the worst record...enough said. However, the roster is full of talent and GM Eric Liao has been known as one of the smartest GMs in the league. In a recent interview with ESPN, GM Liao was quoted, "Our team will be back next year with a vengeance." 1,000,000-1 (Odds given in the even that there is a computer glitch)

Team TAG End of Year Rankings

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Redwood Shores, CA -

Team TAG opened the 2001 season with a strong sense of optimism. However a combination of injuries and dismal performances have left the team at 5-7. Here are our expert's grades and comments for the TAG players.

Donovan McNabb, QB: Rumors have GM Ping Shen renaming this squad "Donovan's Dudes" for next year. Seriously, though, Donovan has been the one consistent force for Team TAG this season. His numbers, 18TDs, 6 INTs, and 2 rushing TDs, are not unheard of, but are reflective of the inconsistent nature of the receivers that McNabb has had to work with. While his fantasy scoring has been a tad too inconsistent this year, we look for Donovan to be a top 5 QB for the next ten years. Grade: A-

Stephen Davis, RB: Davis, a second round draft pick, has put up respectable rushing totals this year, 895 yards through 11 games, well on pace for another 1000 yard season. But, and this is a big BUT, he has scored only one TD all year. Davis' inability to find the end zone is reason enough to label him a "bust" for this season. League experts had expected Davis to post between 10 and 15 TDs this year. His lack of scoring is inexplicable, and GM Shen is surely very frustrated. Davis' obvious talent and second round pick status will still make him an obvious keeper selection. Grade: C+

Emmitt Smith, RB: Like Stephen Davis, Emmitt has scored only one TD all season. Unlike Davis, Emmitt has not posted respectable yardage numbers, with only 589 yards through 11 games. As Smith continues to age and as his injuries continue to mount, one has to wonder how much longer Smith will play. As a seventh round pick, Smith is not as big of a disappointment as Davis. However, there are numerous RBs in the league who went undrafted who have outplayed Emmitt. Grade: D+

Michael Bennett, RB: Well, the jury is still out on Bennett. Certainly, his numbers are disappointing. But anyone who expected a rookie to step in and produce Robert Smith-like numbers in his first season may have been expecting a bit much. To be fair, the entire Viking offense has struggled, making life even harder for the rookie running back. However, you would figure that nearly anyone on the Viking team would have found the end zone at least once (Bennett does have one receiving TD, but 0 rushing) in 11 games. With Bennett failing to score one rushing TD, we can say that, 1) the TAG RBs are on pace to score one TD per month, and 2) That Donovan McNabb has the same number of rushing TDs as all three TAG RBs combined. Maybe they should call this team, "Mount McNabb." Bennett's youth, blazing speed, and natural running ability make him an intruiging keeper prospect. Shen certainly has his hands full with this decision. Grade: C

Keyshawn Johnson, WR: Well, if you thought that the TAG RB core had a hard time finding the end zone, just look at Key. He's now 2 catches away from setting the NFL record for most receptions without a TD catch. For anyone else, 83 receptions for 976 yards after 11 games would make for a standout year, but the zero in the TD column is a big big negative. We can only surmise that this season has been an aberration for Keyshawn and that the USC product will return to his normal, productive, touchdown scoring ways next season, making him a guaranteed keeper selection. Grade: B+

Marcus Robinson, WR: A talented enigma of a WR, if ever there was one. In the two games he played this year, Robinson posted 23 receptions for 269 yards and two scores (or two more than Keyshawn has scored in 11 games, or the same number of TDs that the TAG RBs have combined to score in 33 total games). Unfortunately for TAG, Robinson not only tore up opposing corners, but also decided to tear up his ligaments in his knee in week 4. Who knows where this team would be with a healthy Marcus Robinson. His injury, combined with his history of injuries, make him a very risky but also a potentially very rewarding keeper pick. Grade: Incomplete.

James Thrash, WR: Thrash has been the one pleasant surprise on this team. Through 11 games Thrash has caught 44 passes for 575 yards and, most importantly, 7 touchdowns. Surprisingly enough, Thrash is the leading WR on this team and is one of Donovan McNabb's favorite redzone targets. Grade: A

Chris Chambers, WR: A mid season acquisition by Ping Shen, Chambers is perhaps the most exciting WR on the TAG team. With 31 receptions for a mind bending 604 yards and 5 scores in his rookie season, Chambers is clearly loaded with potential and is polished enough to excel right away at the NFL level. Chambers is the big play threat that every team covets, and TAG would be wise to hang onto him. Grade: A-

Plaxico Burress, WR: Plaxico, in his second year of professional football, has caught 42 passes for 609 yards and 2 scores. While these are certainly respectable numbers, and while Burress is outscoring Keyshawn Johnson 2-0, it must be noted that these numbers still amount to a disappointment for Burress, who many figured to be the next Michael Irvin. Granted, Kordell Stewart is no Troy Aikman, but Plaxico must become a more consistent threat in order to be considered an elite fantasy receiver. Grade: B

Ping Shen, General Manager: This is the guy who managed to find three running backs in the 2001 draft who would combine for 3 TDs after 11 weeks. Same guy who found the receiver who might end up setting the NFL record for most receptions without a touchdown. Same guy who drafted Patrick Ewing, Shawn Kemp, and Vin Baker in the same fantasy basketball draft. Ok, ok...so the basketball stuff doesn't figure into his football grade, but still...Shawn Kemp? After all, we readily admit that we really liked the TAG backfield following the draft. Who wouldn't like a combination of Stephen Davis and Emmitt Smith. We figured those two alone would be a lock for 20TDs this season. Hindsight is 20-20, and it's hard to fault Shen for those picks. Smith was, and should still be considered a great pick in the 7th round. James Thrash was a great pick as well, and Marcus Robinson was too, for at least a couple of games. Once again, it's no fault of the GM that Robinson got hurt. Where you can fault Shen is for not making any moves to help his team get better.

Granted, the player with the most trade value is also the most untradeable player on the team (McNabb). However, suffering through a season with a dismal running attack and a 5-7 record without a single trade should raise a few eyebrows. However, Shen's free agent acquisitions have been solid. Chris Chambers is the top rookie WR, and an excellent keeper pick. Plaxico has contributed to this offense, as has Willie Jackson. So while this team has had a disappointing year, and while we would have liked to see some trades, it's hard to completely fault Shen for the dismal years of Davis, Smith, and Keyshawn. Like they always say, "Who'da thunk it?" Grade: B